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“Listen up, LG dudes: I’m sorry, but if your primary control system requires seven warnings in your manual, maybe you should reconsider your system.”
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“I often wonder if the real conflict between religion and science isn’t that science stands in opposition to religion, which it does not, but that science embodies a way of approaching the world that could not be more different than that taught by most religions.”
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LOL
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“Word-of-mouth is not a strategy. It is the result of a strategy.”
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“Review your grammar, spelling, and sentence structure. You want your reader to pay attention to what you’ve said. Mistakes are distracting.”
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“One less guy I have to compete with for Angelina Jolie.”
LOL — Heather is absolutely HILARIOUS.
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“Neither of those rules are in the rulebook and yet, every kid knows these rules exist.”