An Open Letter to the British Public

Dear Members of the Public,

Please stop sleeping with politicians. Right now. From today, you may only sleep with a politician that you are married to. Rent boys and girls, I’m afraid this includes you. I’m sure that you’ll find other sources of income.

Maybe this way we might actually have a set of elections where it is possible to work out what the parties stand for!

Thank you kindly

Meri