Since we bought the new flat, things like cleaning mirrors and windows are suddenly a much more important part of my life.

Sad, I know.

Nevertheless, this brought me to a realisation — the only time I actually MISS hardcopy newspapers is either when I want to get a streak-free finish when drying a glass surface, or when the dog is sick on the kitchen floor.

I’m sure the editors of The Times will be delighted to hear this.