Dear O2,

Strangely, the reason that I do not use your picture messaging service is that it is hideously overpriced, not that I am too stupid to work out how to do so. In any case, sending me a full colour leaflet with accompanying cheerleading letter is hardly going to incite me to picture message my life. I have a much better service for that — it’s called Flickr.

And, frankly, if I were stupid enough that I couldn’t work out how to send a picture message, sending the offending instructions in a plastic envelope that could withstand nuclear fallout is likely to keep myself and other such muppets in the dark.

Why don’t YOU “see what you can do”?

Annoyed Customer No 3000124578