Plotting spam. In a graph way, rather than a muha-ha-ha way- God vs Bush,
the evidence at last 😉 - Absolutely hilarious account of a gay
guygal (updated) on the subway
being preached at
and deciding to sing showtunes at the bible-bashers to shut them up.“Me: ?If you all don?t lower your voices and cease calling me Satan, I will have to sing show tunes.?
The other straphangers look at me with stony faces.
I begin to sing.
?Its very clear, our love is here to stay. Not for a year, but forever and a day??Preacher lady and the Jesus police start mumbling and beseeching G_d to strike me down and boil me in molten tar. (I look better in silver.)
The train reaches Wall Street. Confused subway riders check out the scene. I begin swaying and feeling the music.The slamming Bible man looks like he is going to pop a blood vessel. ?I cast ye out, Satan.?
I go into jazz dance crouch and then spring up to belt out, ?THAAAAAAT OLD BLACK MAGIC, HAS ME IN A SPELL??
Bible man has to get off the train as I wriggle and shimmy. ?That same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine!?
Bible man exits. SHOW TUNES 1, FUNDAMENTALISTS 0.”
- Security is … a gun cabinet that can be
picked in 30 seconds with a Bic - How long before this gets turned into an obsessive fan/beautiful model movie?
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October 7th, 2004 at 11:44 AM
That ‘gay guy’ was, in fact, a gal 🙂
October 7th, 2004 at 12:27 PM
Whoops! See look at me assuming stereotypes 😉