• Plotting spam
    . In a graph way, rather than a muha-ha-ha way
  • God vs Bush,
    the evidence at last 😉
  • Absolutely hilarious account of a gay guy gal (updated) on the subway
    being preached at
    and deciding to sing showtunes at the bible-bashers to shut them up
    .

    “Me: ?If you all don?t lower your voices and cease calling me Satan, I will have to sing show tunes.?

    The other straphangers look at me with stony faces.
    I begin to sing.
    ?Its very clear, our love is here to stay. Not for a year, but forever and a day??

    Preacher lady and the Jesus police start mumbling and beseeching G_d to strike me down and boil me in molten tar. (I look better in silver.)
    The train reaches Wall Street. Confused subway riders check out the scene. I begin swaying and feeling the music.

    The slamming Bible man looks like he is going to pop a blood vessel. ?I cast ye out, Satan.?

    I go into jazz dance crouch and then spring up to belt out, ?THAAAAAAT OLD BLACK MAGIC, HAS ME IN A SPELL??

    Bible man has to get off the train as I wriggle and shimmy. ?That same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine!?

    Bible man exits. SHOW TUNES 1, FUNDAMENTALISTS 0.”

  • Security is … a gun cabinet that can be

    picked in 30 seconds with a Bic
  • How long before this gets turned into an obsessive fan/beautiful model movie?
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    Love Story